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Marines -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.75/5

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asiandud3606 - December 11, 2012, 7:52 pm
I think the Marines might of ruff him up on that one
1998154 - July 20, 2012, 11:50 am
to be honest i feel a little bad for the guy. i am suprise he has balls left to.
deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:01 am
for some reason that guy is going to wish he had not done it.
docsmith060708 - December 27, 2011, 8:33 am
yeah but you couldn't read all of the last one
Maddness - November 17, 2011, 3:42 pm
Isnt this a repost?


The truth! -


TAGS: war tsa fail
Rating: 4.95/5

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armymike30 - July 1, 2014, 7:29 am
Exactly how many terrorists have the TSA caught since 9-11-01? Not a single one... How many TSA employees have been caught stealing? Way too many.
MashiMashi - November 16, 2011, 9:25 pm
They explosive swiped my dads KASHI bars
Pinakolata - October 29, 2011, 9:43 am
No, this also happened to me; including the explosives swipe.
MPsniper - October 10, 2011, 8:19 am
fake story


Guide for cross service jargon -


TAGS: army marines airforce
Rating: 4.74/5

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ls1966 - December 13, 2012, 12:04 am
I retired From the Army after 23 Years, E-9 (CSM) 6 Tours an I realize this is for fun and humor. It is kind of like family, I can pick on my brother and sister however let an outsider do it! Hoo Ahh ..
blackdeath159 - June 26, 2012, 2:15 am
Hmmm.... don't the SEAL's call PJ's when they need help?
Pcat - April 24, 2012, 2:43 pm
I actually dont like the A-10....Bad rep for killing Marines....I prefer the AC-130
66gt40lm - April 21, 2012, 12:01 pm
There are people that do actually do **** in the AF, I just hate the reputation that the nonners got the AF. It's funny, though, because I actually do something in the AF. That A-10 you love so much is in the air because of me.
jedimonk - April 16, 2012, 2:06 pm
Work smarter, not harder; Unless you are incapable of the first.
GrandGremlin - April 16, 2012, 12:29 pm
I am just glad that I served with the 1% of Americans who volunteered for military service. I have served with members from all branches. All contributed to the defense of the U.S. Constitution. I wish to take nothing away from any US veteran.
Pcat - April 16, 2012, 10:09 am
Your sir are either a civilian or a POG in the AF. Either im glad I joined the Marines and not some branch of service that turns out service members as soft as marshmallows Semper Fi
OTC - April 16, 2012, 5:27 am
I'm not mad and I didn't bother with AF either, I went straight to the Marines.
cdc120602 - April 16, 2012, 2:03 am
Missed a perfect ASVAB score by one point. Proud Army veteran, thanks.
celticairborne - April 16, 2012, 12:54 am
66, don't speak unless you have anyclue what you're talking about. I bet my ASVAB is much higher than yours and most of the Air Force. I joined the Army because I wanted to do something. And AF SO=joke. I've been working joint SO for the last 8 years.
50cal - April 15, 2012, 9:16 pm

Everybody thinks the grass is greener on the other side. Only upside of airforce is base housing and better golf courses. Other then that it the same as any other. If you want to go there AF spec has limited participation in ops headed by ASF and Seals ;)
66gt40lm - April 15, 2012, 9:03 pm
Silly people from the Marines and Army get mad because they can't get into the Air Force. I guess getting a higher score on the ASVAB really does help. It's not like it's hard to do, why do they complain? Also, AF Spec Ops>other branch Spec Ops any day.


The Final inspection -


TAGS: military heaven
Rating: 4.94/5

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66gt40lm - November 12, 2012, 6:38 am
Overtime to pay bills? What military was he in?
insertwittynamehere - August 8, 2012, 1:20 pm
Hooah!
jta1973 - February 17, 2012, 11:05 pm
oohrah
ipaprime - August 23, 2011, 8:11 pm
AMEN


Truth! -


TAGS: military
Rating: 4.8/5

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MSGTDMILLER - October 15, 2012, 12:04 am
Trying to figure out why your trashing the Marines, we don't have Rangers or Special forces, thats the Army.
asiandud3606 - September 7, 2012, 9:10 pm
isn't aviation airforce
66gt40lm - May 5, 2012, 8:36 am
You are either some stupid a** kid who wishes he was in the Marines (for reasons I could never understand) or you have never deployed to a real combat zone. You don't know how many times we get thanked for saving your a**es.
Doc03911 - May 3, 2012, 9:31 am
LOL! ^^^ POG with POG Marine/Army friends. POG AF deploy right next to POG USMC. Whats ur point?
66gt40lm - May 1, 2012, 7:03 am
Also, 14 hours when I'm NOT deployed because pilots break **** on training sorties is allowed to be b****ed about. I'd expect that, plus more, on a deployment, but on a regular day at my home station? None of my Marine/Army friends do that.
66gt40lm - May 1, 2012, 6:59 am
A lot of the Air Force deploys right next to Marines all the f***ing time. They go out on convoys, too. Now, I know my job doesn't, but that's because I fix the A-10's and F-15's that the Marines love so much when they are getting f***ed up.
Doc03911 - April 25, 2012, 11:27 pm
I'm a Navy Corpsman. FMF type. Airforce don't know **** about deployments. Youre b****ing about 14 hours? Deploy on a flight deck or like me, marine weapons plt.
66gt40lm - April 23, 2012, 10:31 pm
Like I said, you were in the personnel and medical part of the Air Force (We on the flight line call them nonners, you call THEM the Chair Force). You haven't seen the real AF. The AF that pulls 12+ hour shift not deployed. When we do deploy, it's longer.
Doc03911 - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm
All the AFB's I've been on there's a f'n LED TV on every wall. Tuned to News, Sports or the Galley menu.
66gt40lm - December 22, 2011, 1:06 am
Not truth! The only a** holes in the Air Force that have cable where they work are personnel and medical, and most of the Air Force is not that. Flight Line: 14 hour recable job in the rain? I can't describe how much this sucks with words...
falloutghoul - September 9, 2011, 1:05 pm
Welcome to 'Nam.


Epic win -




Guide to Hand Signals -




The difference -




Epic win -


TAGS: marine
Rating: 4.7/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 5:01 pm
Yes. Which is why this is so d*** funny. Because even with the PC punks waiting to paperwork to death anyone who dares to step out of line, every last Marine would be thinking about the same d*** thing. Or worse.
USMCluke - May 19, 2013, 2:15 am
you never met a marine before
realogic - February 14, 2013, 12:30 pm
Actually what you said needs to be updated.. No NPR journalist, or US general would do this ANYMORE. We live in too politically correct of a time for such truth to be spoken.
arsanlupin - January 9, 2013, 9:49 am
While funny as hell, this post is a hoax. The interview quoted never happened. No NPR journalist AND no US general would be so stupid.


Officers -


TAGS: officer usmc army navy b***erbar
Rating: 4.8/5

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50cal - May 12, 2012, 11:45 am

SO true!


THOSE WHO STAND READY TO DEFEND YOU -


TAGS: are the less than 1%
Rating: 4.87/5

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robbidos - July 17, 2012, 1:40 am
too easy to let you do it yourself the first week out of the field - safety first
Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:31 pm
Good luck killing one of us face to face.


Cav Scout -


TAGS: army cav
Rating: 4.33/5

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curlyrocks - April 3, 2013, 6:22 pm
Well at least no one needs to ask or tell


That's too funny! -


TAGS: car horn win
Rating: 4.86/5

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Army women from around the world -


TAGS: army women world globe
Rating: 4.7/5

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animebug - June 22, 2016, 3:30 pm
I don't know about you, but I could really go for some Italian cuisine
nicholsjoshua15 - February 24, 2014, 8:53 pm
The Swedish woman looks bad*ss!
JesusWept - December 6, 2012, 12:26 pm
SWEDEN!!!
arcticfalcon662 - September 27, 2012, 6:10 am
LOL. Yep...
foxrecon19d - April 22, 2012, 2:45 pm
NIIIIIICE!!!
Pcat - April 19, 2012, 12:21 am
hmm......seems as thought iran has unlocked the power of the force....looks like that nuke power is actually jedi powerd


New awards -




Navy gives what little girl???!!!! -


TAGS: navy marine fail
Rating: 4.97/5

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arcticfalcon662 - September 25, 2012, 7:46 am
LOL LOLLY LOL LOLZ!!! conclusive proof that the UN will not win the afghan war
rerun - September 1, 2011, 8:24 pm
I knew a woman who was in the Navy, Susin is right.


The sad state of things in our great country -


TAGS: arms fail usa military weapons
Rating: 4.74/5

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bkaraus - August 25, 2013, 12:47 am
How is that AK in every house working out?
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 4:41 pm
It's more capable than most of what the American family is permitted to have. There's a lot of places now where even the Garand is illegal to own, to say nothing about semiauto ARs, AKs, M1As... ALL of which are illegal in many jurisdictions.
AMarinesGrandson - April 12, 2013, 12:58 am
The AK47 is modern?


Not today! -


TAGS: squirrel army
Rating: 4.55/5

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GermanyBall - September 14, 2014, 2:12 pm
Bird get rekt


Times are rough! -




Reporter Fail, Marine win -




Win -


TAGS: army win
Rating: 4.34/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 8:10 pm
Not a Marine, not A Sailor, Not a Fighter Pilot. Only a Paratrooper from Eighty-Second Airborne would have the stones to do this. "Gory gory what a helluva way to die!"
GroPlea - July 14, 2012, 11:37 pm
Big win Soldier! I know this pic has been around for a while but, you prove that our military members are superior in every way to the political elites who try to use you in the most shameless and opportunistic fashion...


Germany, work hard party hard.... -


TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.18/5

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Now that is an awesome grill!! -


TAGS: pistol grill cookout army win
Rating: 5/5

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AMarinesGrandson - April 12, 2013, 12:58 am
WANT


Obama fail -




Chairforce? -




Know the price that is paid -




EOD prank -




Hurt Feelings Report -




New local enforcement -


TAGS: army chopper
Rating: 4.85/5

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deathorfire1 - August 6, 2012, 4:08 pm
Well $hit.
falloutghoul - August 1, 2012, 10:31 pm
I can see brown streaks on that side of the road, and in people's car seats.


Concertina wire sucks to put up...... -


TAGS: army marines
Rating: 4.82/5

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vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:55 pm
Ugh... I remember Tina, was a pain in the 4th poc...
awesomerice - December 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
demonstration on the purpose of c-wire?


US Army Soldier Expresses His Feelings -


TAGS: us army
Rating: 4.6/5

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dhamner - May 30, 2013, 3:33 pm
that was said by a Marine Corps scout xniper, not an army rifle grunt..


What do you think? -


TAGS: funds military
Rating: 4.94/5

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p38l5 - April 30, 2014, 4:51 am
Sorry, they do not have to do thirty five years. All our elected reps make into the high five and six figure amount within 12 years easy. That is TWO SENATE TERMS. As a Senior Special Agent with OT, I made over 100 grand after 123 yrs. Bash Fox,still true
ranger1980 - April 2, 2014, 9:48 am
Just for the record this is **** information that has been diseminated by Fox News Idiots trying to evoke outrage. The Presidents salary is correct, but you need to look up the history as to why that is. The rest are BS they need to do 35 years.
tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 10:59 pm
yea? after all we already pay to provide them with a secret service detail? After all the money the scheming two faced back-stabbers make IN office? I say when they leave office, we stop paying them, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
simplegenius - December 19, 2012, 2:06 pm
i meant okay not good.
simplegenius - December 19, 2012, 2:05 pm
I agree soldiers should be paid more, but I also think that the salaries of lawmakers and presidents are good too.


Women -


TAGS: army
Rating: 4.7/5

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thatmfguy - November 29, 2011, 5:35 pm
wow...even b r e a s t is censored?!?!
thatmfguy - November 29, 2011, 5:35 pm
Front leaning bre***..err..rest position, move!
deChelca - November 18, 2011, 10:14 pm
Wow. Uh, dang. Wow. 5 faps.


The Final Inspection -




USMC -


TAGS: usmc marine corps jarhead leatherneck
Rating: 4.48/5

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jedimonk - January 13, 2012, 3:58 pm
Yea or they will urinate on your maggoty corpse! Thats the marine way.


Warface -


TAGS: warface
Rating: 4.83/5

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PapaFox - February 24, 2013, 11:06 am
OMG I love this one. :-D


Happy Easter -


TAGS: wwii artillery army
Rating: 4.78/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 10:35 pm
SURE he can, it's spelled M102 HE
falloutghoul - January 8, 2012, 4:55 pm
Can't spell Adolf.


The UN -


TAGS: un military fail
Rating: 4.43/5

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50cal - November 27, 2012, 11:05 am

If it was not for the US, there would be no UN, let alone the funds to keep going... Just saying...
besure - November 26, 2012, 11:22 pm
Of course, it's the US which made UN impotent. When the UN is truly democratic with all nations having equal votes and none veto powers, UN can be truly a deciding factor in world affairs.


Ladies in service -


TAGS: army ammo grenades
Rating: 4.93/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2013, 10:43 pm
Does my Gun Foo impress you?
jedimonk - December 27, 2012, 9:44 am
so incredibly ***y!


US Army Sniper -


TAGS: us army
Rating: 4.53/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 5:09 pm
M14... We Like.


awesome -


TAGS: war
Rating: 4.61/5

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IxCHIEFxI - May 11, 2012, 11:49 am
I finally took the time to read through this.....glad I did. AMAZING
SorayaDarqsyde - December 25, 2011, 2:03 am
whoever drew it, GREAT job
Hellraizer - August 26, 2011, 10:25 am
raelly looking forward to it :)


COD in the army.... -


TAGS: fail army cod
Rating: 4.92/5

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EvilDeath99 - March 16, 2012, 9:31 am
Lol
50cal - February 27, 2012, 9:37 pm

Prefer to go in knifing....
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:43 pm
So many campers...so few grenades...


MI -




lol -


TAGS: military russia
Rating: 4.89/5

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North78 - April 2, 2012, 12:34 am
It's Br-r-rutal!))))


OOO-RAAHH!! -


TAGS: us marine corps
Rating: 4.88/5

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Pikeman - October 27, 2015, 6:49 am
@ s1rv --- Actually it is liberals that believe that violating our rights makes the children safer that have deformity of the brain. But thanks for telling use what you would do if you had a gun.
Greeny - August 10, 2015, 7:14 pm
A stimulating, lucid & timely response; thank you for affording this brief moment of sarcasm.
s1rv - August 9, 2015, 3:53 am
It seems you conservative types suffer from some kind of deformities of the p**** and brain. Seriously, if the government wanted to take your guns, they would have them already. Your AR won't hold of an army, but it can mow down schoolchildren.
Ramdog6 - August 24, 2013, 6:04 pm
OOO-RAH indeed! I am a retired Army puke, but I share your views. Amen,brother.


The stash -


TAGS: stash marines fail
Rating: 4.75/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 12, 2013, 11:06 pm
Hipsters in the military.
brendanh - December 4, 2012, 8:39 pm
Of course it would be the Marines screwing around.


The old timers!!! -




marines spreading the ashes of a fallen friend -




Safety briefing..... -




Army crib -


TAGS: army
Rating: 4.88/5

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About right -


TAGS: military
Rating: 4.84/5

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AirForce1 - August 28, 2012, 1:47 am
Thats my A.F. boy.. knows how to take care of things..:)
50cal - August 3, 2011, 9:25 am

That it is!! I miss it a little bit though!
Pcat - July 29, 2011, 2:51 am
oh the horrible truth this is....Semper Fi


AMERICAN PRIORITIES -


TAGS: wounded warriors
Rating: 4.82/5

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freasy - January 10, 2013, 12:45 pm
Honor REAL Heros


Well, at least the camo works somewhere.... -




Canadians.... -


TAGS: fail army
Rating: 4.94/5

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Priceless -


TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.79/5

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vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:57 pm
*of
falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 1:25 pm
Thank you MasterCard.


Why the branches have communication issues between them -




Fail -


TAGS: war games
Rating: 4.85/5

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falloutghoul - November 4, 2011, 7:25 pm
Yep. And I play them!


USMC rank structure -




So much fail.... why.... why are you still in? -


TAGS: army national guard
Rating: 4/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2016, 5:50 pm
He's probably either a computer tech expert or something.
Vic - January 13, 2013, 2:11 pm
Actually, douchebag, I currently in the NG and worked with more than my fair share of these f***s who were/are AD. We've had a few of them in our unit and busted them out. Pull your head out of your arse and learn beyond your bias.
vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:51 pm
Also, that's just not right, disgracing my Army that way..
vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:50 pm
it's the ones like this that an ahole classmate used to mock the army in his facebook posts... Bad grunt...
DoucheNugget - January 21, 2012, 4:04 pm
NG, there's a reason we called them "No Go's"
Gramaticus - December 25, 2011, 6:37 pm
Look at their patches. National Guard has ... different... standards sometimes.
pcat101 - December 22, 2011, 7:55 am
more like "eat all you can eat"
GySgt1811a - December 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
Oh Jeez! He's "being all he can be."
Nagard - December 21, 2011, 3:35 am
Quite simple... The other ones are not strong enough to roll him out.


how it really is -




ANTI WAR HIPPIES -


TAGS: hippies protesters war
Rating: 4.53/5

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jedimonk - August 16, 2012, 4:15 pm
What about an antiwar hippie with a gun addiction; you fight for the corporations that finance warmongering politicians.


The Women's First Armored Battalion. -




can-o-whoopass -




Snipers -




I hate this uniform set.... -




BEEN THERE, DONE THAT -


TAGS: earned these scars
Rating: 4.86/5

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foxrecon19d - June 2, 2013, 12:57 am
Aaaaaaaand here we go. Someone accusing us of where we have been, what we have done, and how we earned our scars. Really, though. Enlighten you, a bit... Do you mess whith the guy at your FOB who wears no identifying patches?
dhamner - May 30, 2013, 8:42 pm
the ACU guy has nothing on the beret, has his collar up, has no name patch, no US Army patch and no unit patches...


What the heck are they working on LMAO! -




I can dig it! -


TAGS: army attachment
Rating: 5/5

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supertrooper7957 - May 1, 2012, 4:19 am
Who needs an Xbox to play Gears of War???
tobillama - November 10, 2011, 2:26 pm
lol epic
falloutghoul - October 12, 2011, 6:29 pm
I "SAW" what he did there...


Truth -




Don't do it.... -


TAGS: army navy marines airforce
Rating: 4.95/5

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Doc03911 - April 23, 2012, 8:48 pm
Saw that in the Stan


BEARD FIGHT -




Oh yeah -


TAGS: tanks army
Rating: 4.56/5

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p38l5 - April 30, 2014, 4:24 am
Saw a similar post done by the Russians, A late model T-80 or T-90 prototype. Looks like Russian Reactive Armor.
50cal - February 13, 2014, 8:10 am

Not at all, I did joint ops with the french while I was stationed in Germany. They have some good tactics, the only issues are your numbers! You don't have many!
olivanto - February 12, 2014, 2:26 pm
it'a a Leclerc... French. I'll not explain here this is one of the best tank of the world, you rednecks probably think french army use only bayonet and is unabled to make war, despite of we exit since 16 centuries...
DoucheNugget - January 21, 2012, 4:47 pm
It sure looks like one. it has barrel stabilization just like the M1As do so firing on the move is cake.
50cal - December 12, 2011, 11:19 am

Not sure to be honest!
nvmname - December 11, 2011, 3:13 pm
lol.. just like a GTA
falloutghoul - November 4, 2011, 7:28 pm
That's a T-90, right?


Marines at a gun fight -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.86/5

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ill let you decide -


TAGS: army dust off medical patch
Rating: 4.68/5

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SandySailor - February 19, 2012, 2:46 am
Stolen patch fail. Thats just an attempted reboot of 2515th Naval Air Ambulance Detachment. Charlie Company needs to come up with their own patches!
brenden - February 3, 2012, 4:40 am
;) Epic pic


Chuck Norris approved -


TAGS: chuck norris soldier army
Rating: 4.59/5

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falloutghoul - March 24, 2012, 6:18 pm
Not only approved, but blessed.


French Battle Flag -




Drone operators get their medal -




Whoa! -


TAGS: army fail
Rating: 4.81/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 2, 2013, 8:11 pm
US Air Force Special Forces.


I just bite anything that moves when I get there right? -




Infantry -




Family -


TAGS: military phone
Rating: 4.88/5

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dhamner - May 30, 2013, 8:55 pm
yes most soldiers go into combat without any magazines
EvilDeath99 - March 16, 2012, 9:37 am
lol moms call you any where and any time too even in war


Marine bumper stickers! -


TAGS: marine bumper stickers
Rating: 4.63/5

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falloutghoul - July 4, 2012, 10:57 pm
US Marines - I LOVE the smell of gunpowder ANYTIME!
simplegenius - July 2, 2012, 9:08 pm
US Marines- when it absolutely, positively needs to be DESTROYED overnight!


Flash -


TAGS: army
Rating: 5/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 10:52 pm
You can be civilized only because rough men who stand ready to do violence on your behalf. Until you're ready to grab a rifle and stand a post, you have no right to enjoy the freedom he provides and then question the manner in which he provides it.
dhamner - May 30, 2013, 8:11 pm
@realogic, I think it's a way they deal with combat... I don't think writing a stupid joke means that they are filth...
realogic - January 11, 2013, 5:45 pm
And yes I do realise that there are good soldiers out there, but it's too bad they get overshadowed by filth like this.
realogic - January 11, 2013, 5:45 pm
Maybe it's things like this that kinda piss off people in those countries. Imagine being a regular Iraqi and seeing that thing? Or like the one with the guy with a giant "Infidel" tattoo on his stomache. No wonder soldiers are branded as retarded.
AirForce1 - August 28, 2012, 1:56 am
Love it..!
North78 - April 2, 2012, 1:28 am
Cool studio!


Pay the toll -




Not cool man.... -


TAGS: bomb eod army
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - March 24, 2012, 6:13 pm
More than one thing goes BANG!
EvilDeath99 - March 16, 2012, 9:41 am
lol


War -


TAGS: war
Rating: 4.38/5

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Pikeman - November 8, 2015, 10:10 pm
The Brits stopped acting like they had the right right to kidnap and enslave Americans.
curlyrocks - April 23, 2013, 11:09 pm
Well in all honesty I am a Canadian and we teach in history 1812 was a draw, sure we burned down Washington, but yall F**ked up Toronto and tried to march on Montreal. Probably end the same, nothing changes and a lot of lives ruined, building burned down.
NobodySpecial - April 11, 2013, 11:45 pm
Hey the worst that could happen is you get Washington burned down again ;-)
asiandud3606 - April 10, 2013, 4:53 pm
we did it to piss of Britain, did not work, but lets try it now, bet we'd win
PorterRockwell - April 10, 2013, 1:55 am
What abot the Korean Conflict? My pops was staioned there in 1954.
50cal - April 9, 2013, 11:41 pm

Canada was not even a speckle in the eyes at the time... Instead of a ball kicking independence like the US, it took Canada from 1931 to 1982 to sever the Crowns tentacles.. Yet still the UK can declare control of ya guys in a moments notice....
50cal - April 9, 2013, 11:33 pm

Correction buddy, it was the Brits, not Canadians.... But with that said, cant win them all!
NobodySpecial - April 9, 2013, 11:20 pm
I notice the 1812 war doesn't get a fancy name. Any reason for that? "Operation getting our b***s kicked by the canucks" too long to fit on the sign?


Facepalm -


TAGS: army
Rating: 4.95/5

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motinet - July 25, 2011, 10:26 pm

so much win


Women like big guns! -


TAGS: women army
Rating: 4.9/5

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AirForce1 - August 28, 2012, 1:54 am
Hey what are those AF girls doing on that M1..? Should be on an F-15E.. they are better..
pcat101 - January 18, 2012, 6:29 pm
thats right baby grab that coax
50cal - August 6, 2011, 10:58 am

not to big, not to small, just right! lol
DesertRanger - August 5, 2011, 12:49 pm
Women's Love The M1


Navy Skaters -




The Sacrifice -




This has got to be national guard.... AD would discharge him! -


TAGS: army fatboy fail nationalguard fail
Rating: 3.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 24, 2014, 9:02 pm
This guy's probably a cop tech or something. Meanwhile the Marine can barley read and can barely count without taking off his shoes.
supplyfishy - March 12, 2013, 2:00 am
any one els see the US marine sitting at the table (new PT geir is the same for all branches now i belive or this could be a base mess hall point and case im nat guard and we PT just as hard as army we just aren't forced to We ARE responsible not sgts
supplyfishy - January 21, 2013, 4:06 pm
I'm in the national guard. there's like one fat guy at my drill and hes doing great at losing weight dont knock all national guardsmen just for the bad ones. its just like the chairforce there not all bad,
Rellik - November 15, 2012, 5:55 pm
WTF??? I was 10pounds over my weight and I got yelled @ so much what the hell is that and I was national guard.
spcdylan - June 27, 2012, 12:59 pm
people like that fat slob give the army a bad name... even though he is national guard that is a disgrace to the uniform, now take it off and go gut yourself!!!


Awesome -


TAGS: army
Rating: 4.97/5

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quetch - September 12, 2012, 9:12 am
DAM THHATS ALOT OF MEN


Best AR in the world -




Truth! -




Don't touch! -


TAGS: army
Rating: 4.95/5

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Marines -


TAGS: marines
Rating: 4.71/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 4:16 pm
"Do not feed" Hee!


Mans best friend -


TAGS: dogs army
Rating: 4.68/5

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Murphy's of Combat -


TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.91/5

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Oh silly marines! -




Man's best friend! -


TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.82/5

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dudeishehot - February 22, 2012, 10:10 am
Seen those before, you toss them in the window before you kick the door in


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